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Painted dogs and doom cakes
185 pages
illustrations.
Summary: What are the 79 wackiest excuses for being late to school? How to you stop a maniac dentist from terrorising children? Why is the new smartphone ridiculously dumb? And what does it take to get every single student at Milford Junior School put on detention? Find out in this collection of short stories. One thing is guaranteed - you will never pick the endings!
Exploding endings ;
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